..here's what a bloke gets to hear
R : (over sms) nice hair cut, much needed.
Major : hmm.. fauji hair-cut, eh? You look like a fauji, returned from the front, especially with your crutch.
Kan : You used to look like a pomeranian before you got your haircut.
Me : (with one eyebrow raised) What do I look like now?
Kan : A pomeranian with a haircut.
ATK : You must be feeling very light-headed.